Anvil relaxed fit, 100% cotton, double-needle sleeves and bottom hem, printed and delivered by Amazon (shipping free with Prime). Browse shirts on this page or click here for the merch page on Amazon. More coming soon!

 


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Legion of Weirdos logo tee (adult sizes) – Proudly flaunt your status as a Weird Legionnaire. “What’s Legion of Weirdos?” they’ll ask, and you can show them, demonstrating your great taste and fantastic sense of humor. $14.98

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Legion of Weirdos logo tee (kid sizes) – The logo looks so damn good on a shirt, we just had to make a kid’s version too! Oh and by the way, we know you don’t say “damn” in front of your kids. $14.98

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All Who Wander (white text) – What? Too soon? It’s the internet, of course it’s a misappropriated quote, but that’s not the point.   $14.98

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All Who Wander (black text) – What? Too soon? It’s the internet, of course it’s a misappropriated quote, but that’s not the point. $14.98

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Muhammad Jesus Abramowitz – Show them you’re good with everyone and you’re not going to get dragged down by dogma! At the very least, make people scratch their heads. $14.98

 

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That’s Hilarius – It’s not a spelling error, it’s a play on words. Pope Hilarius I had the papacy from the year 461 to 468. His Roman name purportedly means “cheerful”, although depictions of him never seem to match up. $14.98

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Are we not Moai? – If you read about the Moai statues of Easter Island, it’s been demonstrated that the figures once proudly wore hats. They might have looked something like this. $14.98

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Irony ≠ Coincidence – Show the world you understand that rain on your wedding day is unfortunate, but not ironic. Don’t let the unread and unwashed masses redefine the word and nullify a classic centuries-old literary device. $14.98

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Bucket List – What’s on YOUR bucket list? Everyone should have one. We just realized we forgot to include “climb the highest glacier in Antarctica!”  $14.98

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Screen Printing is Hard – It’s true. Very true. Worse yet, it’s messy… we don’t like messes. That’s why we have Amazon handle our merch.  $14.98

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Life is Like a Metaphor – Yet another truism. And metaphors are like similtudes. Buy one for yourself and watch the puzzled reactions or buy one for your kid and instruct them to simply explain “Daddy thinks it’s funny.” (or Mommy)  $14.98

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Donkey Hole – Maybe you’re making a statement about yourself. Maybe you’re making a statement about the guy reading the shirt. Maybe it’s both. (note – current version has small anomaly in bottom right corner of image – replacement coming)  $14.98

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